Fuck Ben Shapiro, but when Cardi B's "WAP" dropped, he read the lyrics aloud on his show. He was disgusted. He said his wife was disgusted and that any woman who had WAP probably had an infection.
Well, someone took Ben Shapiro's audio and made a song out of it. Now it's my ringtone
Idk what this is, but it slaps. Just watch. Here's the first verse below, and all the lyrics on Genius.
Makin' my way through the hood
With your boo, all his homeboys think I'm cute
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Ridin' 'round 75
totin' his iron Better not nah-not try nothin'
Boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom
You gettin' feeled too
Boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom
I coulda killed you
Boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom
You lost a tennis shoe
Boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom
We shootin' out the room
Boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom
And now you on the news
I don't want to spoil it, so I won't properly title the post or set up the video like I normally would. I will say this: watch the full clip for the payoff. It's more than a card trick. And once you watch the above clip, click here to watch another with Drake, Dave Chappelle and Steph Curry.
September 9, 2010. Ohio University Bobcats @ Ohio State Buckeyes. Nothing inspires college pride like watching your school mascot (Ohio) beat up the unsuspecting mascot of the larger state school (Ohio State) that everyone confuses you for. When I'm outside of Ohio, the convo goes like this:
Me: I went to Ohio University
Them: Oh, I've heard of Ohio State. I have a friend who went there
Me: That's not the school I went to, but okay
If the mascot fight makes you laugh, here's another angle:
Natalie Portman has appeared on SNL a few times. Once was back in 2006, when the Lonely Island first blessed Natalie with the lyrics that she murdered in "Natalie's Rap," a video lambasting her Harvard-educated, clean girl image. She recently visited again, and blessed us with "Natalie's Rap 2.0". Andy Samberg also shared some BTS on how it all went down with Vulture.
Patti LaBelle, the great Patti LaBelle, sang at the ceremony for the 1996 Christmas tree lighting. She performed "This Christmas" and it is a sight to behold. Why? Because it's one of those performances that go so badly that, after a few years to laugh off the embarrassment, it becomes something immortal and incredible. And that's what happens here. She didn't have any backup singers during the performance, so she keeps yelling into the mic "where are my background singers!?" She doesn't know the words, so she tells the crowd she doesn't know the words and starts ad libbing. It's incredible. I mean, ad libbing a song, complaining AND singing fantastically, all at the same time? After watching this, it's 100% true that she could sing the phone book and have everybody jamming.
You never knew you needed DMX singing Christmas music in your life until you've heard DMX singing Christmas music, specifically "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer". How did this happen? A few years ago, DMX was giving a radio interview and began singing Rudolph. Someone heard this short clip and thought "EUREKA!," this deserves a studio-recorded version. So here we are, with a studio recorded version. Do we want a full album worth of DMX Christmas music? Depends on who you ask. But I'll put it like this: I hate Christmas music, but I'd bump the shit out of this hypothetical album.
Chance The Rapper, Kenan Thompson and a third guy (sorry, dude, haven't watched SNL this season so I'm not familiar) get their Boyz II Men on in this 1990s throwback music video. The subject of their 90's-style love? None other than former president Barack Obama. And as someone with a Barack Obama tattoo, I 100% understand and agree.
So back when Universal Studios thought this Mummy reboot would be the start of it's own cinematic universe (it's purported $95M loss throws those plans into question), they accidently released a trailer with the music and sound effects missing from the first half of the trailer. It was quickly taken down, but you know the internet — if it's posted, it lasts forever. Why is this notable? Because it's a lot of Tom Cruise yelling and it sounds like a bad overdub, but in an amazing South Park kind-of-way. I reco watching the entire clip to really get into it, but you can also just skip to the 40 second mark.
Someone told me to watch this video. I did. I'm glad I did, but a week later, I'm still very unsure of what I witnessed. I've heard of Insane Clown Posse before. You've heard of Insane Clown Posse before. We understand them the music to be white Odd Future 15 years before Odd Future. But this song? "Miracles"? Maaaaannnnnn, it's what happens when you smoke too much weed and watch Planet Earth at the Gathering of the Juggalos. A sample:
Water, fire, air and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work? / And I don't wanna talk to a scientist / Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Watching this video worth the four minutes, if for no other reason than to simply be astounded by the many WTF moments.
There, apparently, is an airsoft type weapon that kills flies hovering around your food. This contraption uses salt to kill said flies by shooting said salt at a rapid rate at said flies.
What in the actual fuck? Okay, I kill the flies, but then I have salt and dead fly pieces all over my food? See more info on the brand website.
Sometimes the internet really disappoints you and you wonder if we're all going to hell. Other times the internet brings you things you never knew you needed and you feel like you could live in it forever. The latter is one of those times. Even though this is old as hell, still gotta say it — what a time to be alive
Honest Trailers is a YouTube series that parodies blockbuster and/or terrible movies. They did 50 Shades Darker a few weeks ago (to wonderful results) and now they've tackled Catwoman. It's hard to believe how terrible this movies is.
Fear Factor used to be the show. For a chance to win $50K, people did all sorts of shit they wouldn't normally be willing to do. Case in point: there was an episode in 2012 called "Hee! Haw! Hee! Haw!" that included a stunt where each team had to chug donkey semen and urine. NBC got skittish about the episode and never aired it. It took over 2 years before clips eventually found their way to YouTube.
If you're familiar with Screen Junkie's Honest Trailers series, then you'll love this one. If you're not, a quick set up: Screen Junkies review a movie in the most brutal way possible, poking fun at everything good and (mostly) bad about a movie.
Considering how bad 50 Shades Darker is, the crew has a whoooooollllleeee lot to make fun of. And they do not disappoint. Shouts to Entertainment Weekly on the heads up.
