Fuck Ben Shapiro, but when Cardi B's "WAP" dropped, he read the lyrics aloud on his show. He was disgusted. He said his wife was disgusted and that any woman who had WAP probably had an infection.
Well, someone took Ben Shapiro's audio and made a song out of it. Now it's my ringtone
September 9, 2010. Ohio University Bobcats @ Ohio State Buckeyes. Nothing inspires college pride like watching your school mascot (Ohio) beat up the unsuspecting mascot of the larger state school (Ohio State) that everyone confuses you for. When I'm outside of Ohio, the convo goes like this:
Me: I went to Ohio University
Them: Oh, I've heard of Ohio State. I have a friend who went there
Me: That's not the school I went to, but okay
If the mascot fight makes you laugh, here's another angle:
Patti LaBelle, the great Patti LaBelle, sang at the ceremony for the 1996 Christmas tree lighting. She performed "This Christmas" and it is a sight to behold. Why? Because it's one of those performances that go so badly that, after a few years to laugh off the embarrassment, it becomes something immortal and incredible. And that's what happens here. She didn't have any backup singers during the performance, so she keeps yelling into the mic "where are my background singers!?" She doesn't know the words, so she tells the crowd she doesn't know the words and starts ad libbing. It's incredible. I mean, ad libbing a song, complaining AND singing fantastically, all at the same time? After watching this, it's 100% true that she could sing the phone book and have everybody jamming.
Chance The Rapper, Kenan Thompson and a third guy (sorry, dude, haven't watched SNL this season so I'm not familiar) get their Boyz II Men on in this 1990s throwback music video. The subject of their 90's-style love? None other than former president Barack Obama. And as someone with a Barack Obama tattoo, I 100% understand and agree.
I don't watch SNL too much anymore. It hasn't been consistently funny to me, and I have too much going on on Saturday nights to catch the live show. So I usually will see a few clips in the few days after it initially airs. And there's usually one or two clips that are good, and every now and then one pops up that's fucking amazing (they're usually digital shorts). There was "The Day Beyonce Turned Black," "The Beygency," and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.
Now they've added another one to the mix. Kate McKinnon, their maestro of impressions, stars as Kellyanne Conway as IT. And she fucking nails it — the person within a person is fantastic, from the crazy stares, to the creepy voice, and even the dance. It's all there and it's all worthy. Check it out above.
There, apparently, is an airsoft type weapon that kills flies hovering around your food. This contraption uses salt to kill said flies by shooting said salt at a rapid rate at said flies.
What in the actual fuck? Okay, I kill the flies, but then I have salt and dead fly pieces all over my food? See more info on the brand website.
Sometimes the internet really disappoints you and you wonder if we're all going to hell. Other times the internet brings you things you never knew you needed and you feel like you could live in it forever. The latter is one of those times. Even though this is old as hell, still gotta say it — what a time to be alive
Honest Trailers is a YouTube series that parodies blockbuster and/or terrible movies. They did 50 Shades Darker a few weeks ago (to wonderful results) and now they've tackled Catwoman. It's hard to believe how terrible this movies is.
Fear Factor used to be the show. For a chance to win $50K, people did all sorts of shit they wouldn't normally be willing to do. Case in point: there was an episode in 2012 called "Hee! Haw! Hee! Haw!" that included a stunt where each team had to chug donkey semen and urine. NBC got skittish about the episode and never aired it. It took over 2 years before clips eventually found their way to YouTube.
If you're familiar with Screen Junkie's Honest Trailers series, then you'll love this one. If you're not, a quick set up: Screen Junkies review a movie in the most brutal way possible, poking fun at everything good and (mostly) bad about a movie.
Considering how bad 50 Shades Darker is, the crew has a whoooooollllleeee lot to make fun of. And they do not disappoint. Shouts to Entertainment Weekly on the heads up.
Robbie Williams is really, really huge British pop star from the 90s. That's about as much as I know from him (and that he did a dope track with Dizzie Rascal). Anyway, he was on Graham Norton, one of the biggest British late-night TV shows, and told this crazy insane handjob story. I won't give anything away because it's really wonderful to follow along and hear it for the first time.
But Robbie Williams seems like a dude I wanna party with. Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick and Daniel Ratcliff are all along for the ride, like it or not.
A few years ago, Sam Jackson read the audiobook for Go the Fuck to Sleep. I want you to just listen to this without me tainting the well before hand. Enjoy.
There are countless porn spoofs of popular movies. You've got Star Wars XXX, The Avengers XXX, The Simpsons XXX— if it's popular, they'll put porn in it. I don't think it's a stretch of the imagination to say these movies are generally terrible (but also fun for your penis). And that's where The Human Sexipede, a spoof of the sometimes difficult to fathom The Human Centipede, makes its mark.
In the clip below, the "spoof" manages to not only be better than its source material, but also, dare I say it, good? Why? Because it's actually funny (like, really, it's really funny) and the porn stars have enough charisma to make you feel like you're watching something more akin to a student or independent short than a low-budget porn.
