David Blaine Magic Trick Surprise on Jimmy Fallon

I don't want to spoil it, so I won't properly title the post or set up the video like I normally would. I will say this: watch the full clip for the payoff. It's more than a card trick. And once you watch the above clip, click here to watch another with Drake, Dave Chappelle and Steph Curry.

SNL Spoofs "IT" by Making Kellyanne Conway Pennywise, the Clown

I don't watch SNL too much anymore. It hasn't been consistently funny to me, and I have too much going on on Saturday nights to catch the live show. So I usually will see a few clips in the few days after it initially airs. And there's usually one or two clips that are good, and every now and then one pops up that's fucking amazing (they're usually digital shorts). There was "The Day Beyonce Turned Black," "The Beygency," and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Now they've added another one to the mix. Kate McKinnon, their maestro of impressions, stars as Kellyanne Conway as IT. And she fucking nails it — the person within a person is fantastic, from the crazy stares, to the creepy voice, and even the dance. It's all there and it's all worthy. Check it out above.

LOL: Telepathic Dog Prevents You From Robbing Banks

This is a commercial for a UK men's skincare brand. I'll just let you watch. Shouts to Adweek.

"The Mummy" Trailer with Just Tom Cruise Screaming

So back when Universal Studios thought this Mummy reboot would be the start of it's own cinematic universe (it's purported $95M loss throws those plans into question), they accidently released a trailer with the music and sound effects missing from the first half of the trailer. It was quickly taken down, but you know the internet — if it's posted, it lasts forever. Why is this notable? Because it's a lot of Tom Cruise yelling and it sounds like a bad overdub, but in an amazing South Park kind-of-way. I reco watching the entire clip to really get into it, but you can also just skip to the 40 second mark.

Fuckery: Insane Clown Posse - Miracles [Music Video]

Someone told me to watch this video. I did. I'm glad I did, but a week later, I'm still very unsure of what I witnessed. I've heard of Insane Clown Posse before. You've heard of Insane Clown Posse before. We understand them the music to be white Odd Future 15 years before Odd Future. But this song? "Miracles"? Maaaaannnnnn, it's what happens when you smoke too much weed and watch Planet Earth at the Gathering of the Juggalos. A sample:

Water, fire, air and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work? / And I don't wanna talk to a scientist / Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Watching this video worth the four minutes, if for no other reason than to simply be astounded by the many WTF moments.

The Best "NYC Tourist Tips" Video You've Never Seen

If you live in NYC, you'll 100% understand.

If you're visiting NYC, heed these rules if you don't want to be cursed out and shoved out of the way.

Fuckery: Bug-A-Salt Commercial

There, apparently, is an airsoft type weapon that kills flies hovering around your food. This contraption uses salt to kill said flies by shooting said salt at a rapid rate at said flies.

What in the actual fuck? Okay, I kill the flies, but then I have salt and dead fly pieces all over my food? See more info on the brand website.

Barney The Dinosaur xx Big Poppa

Barney x Big Poppa is the best thing I've seen all year tbh 😂😂🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/lKZmqnQu2W

— Vancomycin (@IAmSwaggaRafiki) June 7, 2017

Sometimes the internet really disappoints you and you wonder if we're all going to hell. Other times the internet brings you things you never knew you needed and you feel like you could live in it forever. The latter is one of those times. Even though this is old as hell, still gotta say it — what a time to be alive

Honest Trailer: Catwoman

Honest Trailers is a YouTube series that parodies blockbuster and/or terrible movies. They did 50 Shades Darker a few weeks ago (to wonderful results) and now they've tackled Catwoman. It's hard to believe how terrible this movies is.

Throwback: That Time Fear Factor Made People Drink Donkey Semen

Fear Factor used to be the show. For a chance to win $50K, people did all sorts of shit they wouldn't normally be willing to do. Case in point: there was an episode in 2012 called "Hee! Haw! Hee! Haw!" that included a stunt where each team had to chug donkey semen and urine. NBC got skittish about the episode and never aired it. It took over 2 years before clips eventually found their way to YouTube.

Take a look and try not to throw up.