I thought about finding the worst picture of The Sitch that I could, but thought better of it because that would be cyberbullying. Back in 2010, when Jersey Shore was near its cultural apex, Mike 'The Situation’ Sorrentino made a song called "The Situation" ft. Fatman Scoop, Disco Fries & DJ Class (remember when DJ class was on the radio? Remember “I’m The Ish” w/ Kanye?). This track, which wouldn’t be terrible if it didn’t have anything have anything to do with The Situation, is about being in the club and running in “situations”. Sigh. The track even ends in the most Jersey Shore TV show way possible with Mike yelling, “I mean, you can hate all you want, but what can you possibly say to somebody that’s ripped up like motherfuckin’ RAMBO?”
I had to listen to this song before doing this write up and it was the first time I had done so since I got a new computer three years ago. There’s still ringing in my ears.