I hate Planet Fitness. No, I fucking hate Planet Fitness. Why? Because it's a gym for people who want to feel good about the idea that they're working out. They don't actually care about the work out. They don't care about getting fit. They don't care about giving people a feel good feeling for going to the gym and walking on the treadmill two days a week. Planet Fitness sees you doing things you can do anywhere outside, and says, "hey, person with zero self esteem as it relates to your workout, you can pay us to do that anywhere shit here!" Hit the jump to continue reading.