Fuckery: Dish Network's Terrible Music Choices

Dish has a new product feature/deal they want to promote, and to do so, they licensed Montell Jordan's "This Is Hot We Do It" so they could use it in the commercial.

Except they didn't license the actual song (known as the master track). They licensed the right to use the lyrics and the musical notes — and then they bastardized the song by rerecorded their own version that goes "DISH IS HOW WE DO IT". Not only is it fucking disgusting (both the rerecording and the habit of rerecording instead of paying the rights), it's fucking hurting my ears.

You can have the displeasure of listening above. Why do I care so much? This was my favorite song growing up. They even had the audacity to throw in the Stanky Legg at the 17 and 47 second mark. Shameful. It reminds me of this: